Well, the time is finally nigh. Everyone is back on campus sweating their asses off and wondering what’s next.
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Someone call Nicholas Sparks because I’m hearing wedding bells on Tennessee Street!
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While 99-year-old Prince Philip’s death certainly didn’t shock the world, waking up in Hell likely shocked the old bastard.
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Another day, another leaked document revealing something to the public they should have already known was happening.
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We know the familiar story. A bright, ambitious girl ready to take a city by storm with her creative abilities and her impressive wow factor.
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Over the weekend, family members gathered in groups of ten and up for Church and some good ole fashioned egg dyeing.
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Spring has sprung, and as students near the ever-frightening end of the semester, mental health has been rapidly declining.
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Easter is coming up, which means its time for every cradle-Catholic to cosplay a heterosexual non-degenerate while they are home for the weekend.
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At the end of the hit 2007 Disney and Pixar film Ratatouille, the renowned food critic Anton Ego delivers a highly acclaimed speech about the folly of critics.
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Let it be said that the students of FSU are known for a lot of...unique things.
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In a poor effort to market towards the alphabet mafia, Dunkin’ Donuts has released a new James Charles drink to follow the coveted Charli D’Amelio cold foam remix.
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Conservation around the highly coveted “stimmy check” has been a staple of mainstream discourse for almost a year now.
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It’s pretty safe–like, triple-mask safe–to say that most of us are gosh darn over the pandemic hellscape of the last year-and-counting.
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Vaccines are now promised to be made available to everyone by the first of May, meaning the full force of the long foretold vaccination season is finally upon us.
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As we reach the half-way point of another nightmarish Zoom semester, the fatigue of having no breaks is finally setting in.
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Last night at 11:42 am a 2’5” Pickle Rick bong was seen in the grasps of one extremely high 20-year-old.
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With the one-year anniversary of the start of this hellish pandemic quickly approaching, many of us our frankly out of bullshit ways to fabricate escape from the torture.
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Maybe the only good thing about the persisting Coronavirus pandemic is its function as a ubiquitous excuse for just about anything.
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We’ve been in this pandemic for eleven months now, and it seems like most people have somehow learned nothing, especially you.
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Due to the scarcity of the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines and inability to share formulas because of rabid capitalism, the Food and Drug Association is scrambling to find more dosages so folks don’t end up in an early grave.
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